their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
