i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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