everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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