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yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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