Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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