It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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