I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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