i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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