so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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