Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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