shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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