I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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