My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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