searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
