i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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