Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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