Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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