Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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