i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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