I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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