Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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