this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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