He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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