we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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