Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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