Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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