But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The best revenge is premature balding
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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