what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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