I must be too annoying 4 u.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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