I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
