spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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