I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize