She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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