eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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