He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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