Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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