I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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