his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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