you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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