Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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