i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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