it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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