Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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