this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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