I'm sorry my penis didn't work
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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