Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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