Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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