Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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