if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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