Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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