It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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