sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize