Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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