You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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