guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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